Happy Hump Day: Melvil Poupaud

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Decided to mix it up a bit this week by featuring someone that not everyone has heard of. Melvil Poupaud (such an unfortunate name) is a French actor that I discovered when watching the most amazing indie film, Broken English. He was so charming and perfect – loved him! Since then, I spotted him in a “blink and you’ll miss him” role in Speed Racer but he seems to be busy making a whole slew of foreign films. The hubs compared him to to a French Gavin Rossdale and I have to agree – I’m so painfully obvious ;)

Enjoy the new & fresh eye candy and if you haven’t already, check out Broken English!

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People I want to cuss.

If you saw The Fantastic Mr. Fox, you saw what I did there.
I like ridiculous meme’s. So you get one today. Enjoy!

The rules:

1. Have NO life. – I am offended by this. I have a life thankyouverymuch. My Internet life is just more fun. So there!
2. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sleep with.
3. Italicize the names of guys you might after a little persuasion.
4. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone.
5. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of.
6. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
7. Add three more guys to the list.

Ready? Go!

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Happy Hump Day: Twilight Edition!

Better late than never, right girls?

In honor of this weekend’s huge release of the second chapter of the Twilight Saga, New Moon, I’m going to treat you to some vampire and werewolf eye candy! What can I say? I’m an equal opportunity humper. Heh. How many of you are seeing the movie sometime this opening weekend? I bought my tickets over a month ago along with a big group of girlfriends and are holding a themed party back at my place after the movie later that night. I am so excited, guys. It’s kind of ridiculous. You know, the thing I like the most about this whole Twilight phenomenon is that it has allowed all us “big girls” to reconnect with our silly youth. We are not afraid to squeal and let ourselves become giddy over cute boys – it reminds me of when things were so much simpler. And that’s nice.

So without further ado, here are our beautiful monsters:

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Weekend Highlights

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Saturday we all got together to celebrate one of our bestest friends birthdays. We met James about a year ago and can’t believe what quick friends we’ve become. We had a night full of flip cup competitions, rock band and general madness. We even had a breathalyzer in tow just for fun and I’m very happy to report that I was under the legal limit the entire night. Melificent was on her best behavior…too bad I could not say the same for Sunday. ;)

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Sunday afternoon I picked up Rosy, who you may know from her amazing blog, Accidental Sexiness, for our next adventure. We hadn’t seen each other since our romp with the Heroes boys back in May and it was definitely high time for another one. Everyone knows my love for Mr. Rossdale and we were lucky enough to have him visiting the South Florida area for the Chris Evert Pro-Celebrity Tennis Classic this weekend! Perfect set-up for us crazy Miami girls. Thanks to our assertiveness and well…obsessiveness (let’s not lie), we were able to watch Gavin practice from mere feet away. It was pretty amazing, I can’t lie. What was even more amazing was getting to chat briefly with him once he was done. He’s such a sweetheart. And gorgeous. And extremely talented when it comes to tennis – I always knew it was a hobby of his, but I never imagined that he would be as good as he was! He kicked major butt along with Lindsay Davenport in a doubles match against Jon Lovitz and Martina Navratilova, which Rosy and I were able to watch from excellent spots in the stands. On our way out, we were again able to coerce him to take a picture with us both before we had to force ourselves to leave Gavin and the event for the day.

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Until the next Rosy&Meli adventure, make sure to check out Gavin on Criminal Minds this coming Wednesday, November 11th, at 9pm on CBS! Have a great week everyone!

Happy Hump Day: Gerard Butler

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Man, you crazy ladies love this dude. I have to say, this is the first hump day hottie that I just cannot get into (that’s what she said?). He has a pretty awesome accent and an equally awesome bod, but he just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe he lost his credibility with me when he decided to make a completely lame romantic comedy with Katherine Heigl? Dunno. Either way, I’ve gotten so many requests for Mr. Butler that I thought it was just cruel to ignore them any further. So here you go, girls. Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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Happy Hump Day: Agustin Sanchez

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I can say that I’m the lucky lady that belongs to today’s hump day hottie, afterall, I couldn’t feature anyone else this week on  hump day than the birthday boy himself! I happen to think he’s the cutest boy in the world and have been lucky enough to call him mine for the past 8 years (& counting). Things don’t get any better than this, people. For all the non-believers out there, true love does exist. Believe me.

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Happy Hump Day: Brad Goreski

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I can admit it. I’m a Bravo addict. I just can’t help myself and my husband only fuels the addiction. One of our favorite shows on Bravo is The Rachel Zoe Project, which revolves around one of the most famous celebrity stylists (if not the) of our time: Ms. Zoe. I think she has impeccable style sense and her clients always look absolutely amazing – hello, have you noticed Anne Hathaway at events lately? Plus, her little “sayings” always have me in stitches: that’s bananas, shutting it down!, I’d die (which was our nickname for Rachel for the longest), etc. But that’s enough of Rachel herself. One of my favorite “characters” on her show is her relatively new assistant, Brad Goreski. How flippin’ adorable is he? He makes me channel my inner Elmira – I wanna hug you and love you and squeeze you forever! I love all his little geeky ensembles: sweater vests, tiny short shorts and the staple of all good Brad outfits, the nerdy glasses! Although I must say, he looks pretty smokin’ without them – too bad I couldn’t find any photos sans glasses. Enjoy the geek chic & if you dig him too, follow him on Twitter along with the rest of the Rachel Zoe clan!

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Happy Hump Day: Gael Garcia Bernal

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I love this pint-sized Mexican boy! Known for being director, Alfonso Cuaron’s, golden boy, he’s been in such great indie films as Amores Perros and Y Tu Mama Tambien and more recently The Motorcycle Diaries and The Science of Sleep. Besides being an amazing actor, he also just became a new daddy to baby Lazaro earlier this year! So life has definitely been busy for Gael (such a great name) and it seems like it is not letting up – according to IMDB, he is slated to be in over 5 more movies in the next couple of years. You definitely won’t see me or my eyes complaining about that one! Enjoy, ladies!

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Happy Hump Day: Matthew Morrison

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Today is hump day, yes. But for the past few weeks, Wednesdays have meant something else for the majority of the U.S.: it’s Glee day!!! What I find to be one of the best new shows (if not the best) of the Fall has taken America by storm. After being lucky enough to attend the Glee panel at Comic-Con, I can honestly say that I don’t think any of the cast or crew thought this show would be as huge as it has become. But you really can’t go wrong with a batch of such talented (and good looking) people. Matthew Morrison would definitely be grouped in that category! He plays Will, the new Glee club teacher, that is struggling with not only his job stability but also with his marriage to a complete and total fruit loop.

If you don’t watch the show, I highly recommend it. If my word isn’t enough for you, check out their killer rendition of Don’t Stop Believin’. I’m pretty much you’ll be sold.

Enjoy the spam, ladies!

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Happy Hump Day: Jason Schwartzman

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Having a pretty irritating night as I write this up, so excuse if I am not as bubbly as usual. Jason has been a favorite of mine since Rushmore and it was basically solidified after I Heart Huckabees. He the ultimate “cool yet nerdy kid.” I absolutely loved him and Zooey Deschanel together. It basically broke my heart when they separated and then was stomped on yet again when he became engaged and married to clothing designer, Brady Cunningham, last month. He’s probably best known as Wes Anderson’s golden child: appearing in the majority (if not all?) of his movies and for that infamous line from Rushmore: “These are OR scrubs. O R they?” Jason is now the star of HBO’s new series, Bored to Death, which premiered this past Sunday and I found to be completely hysterical. Also, he has his own band, Coconut Records, which I find to be amazing. Basically, he is the perfect man for all those indie hipsters out there (and me). Enjoy the spam, ladies!

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